Squid

A squid is someone who lacks courage, loyalty and intelligence who easily conforms to their surroundings. A squid lacks individuality and integrity. A squid is the combination of a rat, a chameleon and a coward all at the same time.

Kevin: Why did nobody stand up for that kid getting bullied?
James: Because his classmates were a bunch of squids.

Kevin: Why does that kid spread negative rumours about his friends?
James: Because he is a squid.

Kevin: Why won't that kid stand up for what he believes in?
James: Because he was raised to be a good-for-nothing squid.

by Magic Man69 August 13, 2023

Squid Fingers

A condition afflicting kitchen workers wherein small squid become affixed to your fingers.

That Emily Rich girl has squid fingers. Wow.

by bsfouru2 June 19, 2010

Alabama squid

Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face

Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"

Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid

by Bigddunkan January 26, 2023

squid meat

Discussing meat and or food.

Mainly jack in the box.

Feeling like a squid and or squidward tentacles

Dude I had some squid meat for dinner and now my stomach feels like shit

by Dankpurpledrank February 2, 2023

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Squid

Some random kid who stole Ink!sans' nickname because their deadname sucks
They're a fukin nerd, please make them stop

Person 1: who tf is Squid?
Person 2: no idea but they draw a lot idk

by Obsessive child March 30, 2021

squid

Biologists still do not fully understand the mechanics of squid aeronautics, but based on accumulating anecdotal and photographic evidence, they have no doubt that the phenomenon is real and widespread. "Flying is not at all unusual in several families of squid," says Michael Vecchione, a squid expert at the Smithsonian Institution. In particular, the families Ommastrephidae and Onychoteuthidae are known for their loftiness. "It's not uncommon to find squid on the deck of the ship in the morning," Vecchione adds. Many squid remain in the dark depths during the day to avoid predators, Vecchione explains, but when they venture into shallower waters at night to feed they are liable to jump out of the water in a panic and onto a boat.

These morning-after encounters are not infrequent, but catching a squid in the act of flight is still quite a feat. "It just happens so fast," Maciá says. "You really have to be in the right place in the right time."

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015