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by iamscared69 September 19, 2023

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A hot girl that is pan and always grabs your thighs. she is very amazing and very sexy.

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by @veronicaisasexymf March 08, 2022

Trigger milf

1. ???
2. A female associate with whom one engages in occasional awkward, inappropriate courting attempts (this definition has no relation to the term, "MILF")
3. A confused use of the term "MILF"
4. A MILF who can kick ass with a gun

Well, it's Tuesday. Time for me to hit on my trigger milf.

by rismfrosmgosm August 09, 2012

milf gravy

The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.

Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?

Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy

by Gr8CountryBlump February 09, 2023

Demi-Milf

A hot woman that has either had a abortion or a miscarriage. Someone I would fuck, but is not exactly a mother.

Dakota: dude let's got to plan parenthood and do some Demi-Milf hunting.

by VladTheFuckedUp September 09, 2023

MILF Assed

When a woman turns to walk away and the view makes you realize she is a MILF.

When Johnny’s Mom dropped him off, she was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020