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by iamscared69 September 19, 2023

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A hot girl that is pan and always grabs your thighs. she is very amazing and very sexy.

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by @veronicaisasexymf March 08, 2022

Trigger milf

1. ???
2. A female associate with whom one engages in occasional awkward, inappropriate courting attempts (this definition has no relation to the term, "MILF")
3. A confused use of the term "MILF"
4. A MILF who can kick ass with a gun

Well, it's Tuesday. Time for me to hit on my trigger milf.

by rismfrosmgosm August 09, 2012

milf gravy

The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.

Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?

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by Gr8CountryBlump February 09, 2023

Demi-Milf

A hot woman that has either had a abortion or a miscarriage. Someone I would fuck, but is not exactly a mother.

Dakota: dude let's got to plan parenthood and do some Demi-Milf hunting.

by VladTheFuckedUp September 09, 2023

Milfing

Noun: a sport in which athletes participate in fucking other athletes moms

verb: to milf means to fuck ones mom

Isaac: "Im gonna go milfing with my mates cya later"

Evan: "Ayo ???"

by uh_van December 26, 2021

Porcupine Milf

Porcupine Milf is a woman over 50, who goes to bars to get drunk and laid.

Jennifer is a Porcupine Milf, if she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she's had in her, she would be a Porcupine.

by RealHeartBroken April 16, 2024