brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by BL00DY R4331T April 25, 2016

Five head

Someone who is blessed with having an exceptionally large fore head.

That ant mcpartlain from ant and dec has a canny five head you could show a movie on it.

by Drydentested5 September 5, 2013

Morning Five

1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.

I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.

by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012

friday five

A blogging meme used to fill up space in someone's livejournal, personal website, xanga, etc...

Who the fuck actually bothers to read this shit anyway?

omg the friday five lolz
1. what is your favorite color?
2. how old are you?
3. What did you eat for breakfast?
4. what color was the last shit you took?
5. you are a fucking asshat? y/y?

by shake n bake !!!!111 August 7, 2006

Five-head

A large forehead that you make fun of

Adams five-head makes him look gay and balding

by Southwestern hicks December 4, 2019

Spocked Five

A Canadian $5 bill that has had Wilfrid Laurier modified to resemble Spock from Star Trek.

Kevin handed the cashier a Spocked Five, uncertain if it would be accepted.

by daverd2 December 15, 2012

Five Guys

It’s where Five guys Fuck you At once

Omg Eddie took a Five Guys Today.

by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023