Gchat drive-by

When you put someone on invisible or block them on your Gchat list and decide (after significant torture) to put them back on your list or unblock them to see if they are online. The drive by part is realizing that they see you if you unblock them or that they ARE in fact online and not talking to you.

Mortification and shame are often side effects.

You know like you drive by their house to see if they are home after a break up or fight?

I unblocked him and saw he was online, I immediately blocked him again, it was totally a Gchat drive-by.

by Goodfriend8 October 1, 2009

Baby drive by

When a man is giving oral sex to a women and he quickly, for one lick, moves his tongue from her vaginia to her anus

She loved that baby drive by

by Bigmafo June 25, 2016

sick drive

The opposite of sex drive. It happens when you're sick and you can't really get aroused. You usually need to have a pretty bad cold or the flu to get it.

Dude 1: Dude! Last week I had the flu, and I missed work but I was really bored cuz I didn't feel like watching porn.

Dude 2: But dude, you're addicted to porn and you watch it at least 7 hours a day!

Dude 1: I know, but I had a sick drive instead of a sex drive.

Dude 2: Oh. Sorry dude. That sucks.

Dude 1: I know.

by THEBLOBMAN July 29, 2010

Drive shaft

guy masturbating while driving...done intentionally to get caught by other motorists.

Ex 1: I was driving down the highway and was being paced by another car. You glance over and find out he was playing with his drive shaft going down the highway.

by Mortified Driver October 4, 2012

hard drive

This usually happens when you drive a '98 Ford Focus on some rocks...

Steve: Arg, this is a hard drive!
John: Are you trying to say my car's a box?

by OldTimeyJunk November 2, 2010

Amish Drive-By

To stick a pickled egg in ones rectum, squawk like a chicken or other egg laying fowl, and push the egg into a partner’s open mouth.

“Hey Kyler mind if I give a girl an Amish drive-by in your barn?”
“Sure, just don’t use my good pickled eggs.”

by Bert Reynold’s gay cousin October 19, 2021

Driving into a cloud

1. The phrase one uses when one desires to escape a commitment without hurting the other parties feelings.
WARNING: May be taken as joke. Prepare alternate excuse as back up (see seven disc CD changer, or attack by pants).
CAUTION: Do NOT attempt to drive into a could unless you have an airplane.

Sorry, Adriane, I can't go geocaching with you today. I'm driving into a cloud.

by CrimeFightingTaskForce November 23, 2011