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Larva-Donkey

Small, orange weasel-like entity with little to no brain, a distinct odor and webbing between the toes. Usually resides in bogs, swamps, and other eutrophic or otherwise stagnant wetlands.
"The Larva-Donkey was seen snivelling in the deep putrid bog emitting distinct, high-pitched mating signals to the surrounding donkeys"
by J-Kat October 13, 2011
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Bong Donkey

When someone is being an absolute Choof Wizard.

Someone that is a massive stoner.
“It smells like weed in here you Bong Donkey!”
by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019
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Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.
The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!
by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014
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donkey cartel

a straight up nigga from out the 704.
yo my nigga donkey cartel is droppin the hottest mixtape of 2015. peep dat shit
by Worldwide Nigga April 5, 2016
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Son of a donkey

A stubborn jackass, such as a jerk hole who takes people's words.
That Son of a donkey stole my word and wrote a definition on urban dictionary.
by CapnCole May 13, 2019
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Glasgow donkey

When you're eating ass and they accidently donkey kick you while they cum
So I was about to blow my load and I totally Glasgow donkey'ed my girlfriend
by Glasgowcory March 3, 2017
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Major Donkey

fat ass fat ass fat ass
i'll deadass tear that shit up
by goth coot September 24, 2020
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