Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.
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Get the Donkey doo mug.1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
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Get the blind donkey mug.Donkey Plunder: The act of stealing an ass. A crude term referencing anal rape. The slang terms generates from DONKEY also known as an ASS & PLUNDER as know as stealing.
Leonard the molester learned the how it felt to be on the other end of a donkey plunder when serving time in state prison.
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