michael

a sexy ass kid with a giant cock that punishes any broad that comes within his arms.

“this kid michael folded me like a pretzel and gave me some good ass dick”

by bigmikecock October 15, 2019

Michael

michael is a simp bitch, he will ditch every chance to play with the boys for a quick simp. his mom is super nice and i like her cooking.

Guy 1: yo you know that kid michael
Guy 2: yeah you mean that simp bitch
Guy 1:yeah what a faggot

by simpPolicelol August 25, 2020

Michael

An injury of the knee and ankles that occurs when a small person out dribbles an adult male playing defense. The michaeled injury can be devastating and leave sufferers more unathletic than they already were.

Dammit, that tumble weed blew across me so fast I fell out of my shoes and michaeled my ankles.

by MoistCrevice July 13, 2020

Michael

The 15-year old emcee that resides in Indio, California.He is strictly underground as not many people know about him considering he lives in a small valley in California,has a nice style of rapping and is inspired from a variety of underground emcees.Dope kid

“New rappers coming out are straight chumps/they better jump/before they get blasted with a shottie pump/think I’m playin/I’ll cut your life shorter than a tree stump/punk

Guy 1:You know Michael?
Guy 2:Oh yeah he’s sick!
Guy 3:Hell yeah he is,such a dope kid.

by Sick Floww January 29, 2019

Michael

A great friend who is very (cocky) and really sporty and has a good attitude to every thing very good looking and can be very helpful and very smart ps can be a dumb ass at some times

Michael has a great attitude to every thing

by Jfcjvf October 5, 2018

Michael

He’s usually In the bathroom at the biggest party of the year and has a one friend who takes a quantum Nano technology CPU also know as a SQUP and has been called a loser by that said friend YEA JEREMY YOU HEARD ME U DICK

I’m just Michael in the bathroom by himself all by himself.

by Muffin chan February 15, 2020

Michael

Michael is a really nice person. He takes really good care of his friends and family. Really caring, passionate and loving. He also has a very small penis. I think it should be some sort of medical disorder for how small it really is.

E.g. "Went Jimit pulled down Michael pants in the locker room everybody laughed."

by Jimbo Slice a.k January 18, 2018