A^2 Syndrome

The "Alex Squared Syndrome". In other words, a syndrome that causes the individual to be late to EVERY event. It derived from both Alex's: DM & DB. You know you've got it when you're tired as heck, look a little high, or start arriving late to events in a consecutive sequence. You'll never be early, nor on time, once you've got the syndrome!

DM & DB arrive late to a band event.

DB: Looks like we're both late...AGAIN!!!

DM: And at the same time, for the thousandth time!

DB & DM (togehter): It's the A^2 Syndrome!

by alealealejandro June 21, 2011

2 comma

1. any number in the millions (1,000,000-9,999,999) that has two commas
2. rich, snobby mofos

Man, those 2-comma kids think their shit don't smell or somethin'.

by thugpoet February 21, 2003

rule -2

Other definitions of rules dont count if it is not the first rule defined on the urban dictionary.

Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

Minecraft 2

A thing all gamers want, but is too illegal to have.

Minecraft is a great game, so people want a Minecraft 2. HOWEVER, IT IS WAY TOO ILEGALL TO OWN IT.
or just download some custom mod idk.

by BaconSlushii May 12, 2021

november 2

if you are with your bf on this day you have to make out. there is no exceptions

omg today is november 2 we need to make out!

by idrkkkkkk October 25, 2019

Season 2

whenever there is a show, season 2 of it is always the best

Person 1: so whats you favourite season of insert show here
Person 2:Season 2, BITCH!

by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death November 09, 2018

2% rule

The 2% rule is a reference measurement noting the relative amount smarter you need to be (or think) to be able to pull off a particular task.

Frequently used as a gentle insult or to point out someone's apparent stupidity, usually in direct reference to a task said person is presently trying to accomplish. Typically but not limited to involving the use or inability to use a piece of technology.

Person 1: I can't get my phone to upload this picture I just took of myself to Myspace.

Person 2: 2% rule.

or

Drunk guy 1 (after having a few more drinks): That dude doesn't look so tough anymore. I'm gonna kick his a$$ now.

Less drunk guy 2: That last shot dropped you down to 1%.

Drunk guy 1 (slurring): Wait, whut?

by deadw8 May 30, 2010