When you are horny but can't do anything about it, so you just masturbate. Or when somebody wants to date you but you are not interested, so you tell them to go masturbate/beat your meat/beat it off.
by rolldog81 October 4, 2025
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by Purple drink October 29, 2021
Get the Off the wood mug.used to encourage the recipient to cut a person out of their lives. usually when the person to be shed exhibits traits of benevolent sexism, and could be described as not funny or boring; a stickler for the rules.
by 666paul666 December 20, 2023
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"I didn't realize how attractive I found him/her until I realized he/she was checkin(g) off the(m) boxes!"
by darrenxix March 19, 2025
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