Black Bazooka

“I can’t wait to shove my black bazooka in him tonight! 😋”
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Black Madonna

1. A cocktail consisting of Pepsi-Cola and gin, similar to a Rum and Coke.

2. A famous icon venerated in the Catholic Church of Central Europe, purported to be the first icon, allegedly painted by St. Luke the Evangelist on the worktable of St. Joseph from life, depicting the Virgin Mary, albeit with a dark complexion.

3. The lesser-known and scandalous working title of an album by American recording artist Madonna, referencing, in entendre, the icon mentioned above, and herself, featuring preliminary artwork photographed by Steven Klein that featured the singer in full blackface in a pose of benediction mimicking that of the said icon. Subsequently scrapped as a title, the album became known as Hard Candy, released in 2008.

4. An unusually attractive woman of African descent, often American, buxom, mysterious, and generous, of whom little is known, but always arrives at just the right time to save the day. A very reliable, ineffable, black woman or woman with a dark complexion.
1. "Aye, Tommy! Make mine a Black Madonna on the rocks, no Virgin, though--save that for Da Vinci! Ha!"

2. "Every time my mom takes us to Poland to visit her family, we make a minor pilgrimage to view the Black Madonna."

3. "I'm not entirely certain the public would receive an album with the title Black Madonna particularly enthusiastically, M. How about you change it?"

4. "Damn. Janelle is, by far, my Black Madonna. This week has been insane, but whenever shit gets rough, she's there, holdin' it down with me."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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Black Neville

1. A subconcious attempt to inflame a chronic turrette sufferer by confusing a surname with an adjective.

2. A bizarre hieroglyph that mysteriously appears in concrete after alumina refinery expansions. Not unkin to the appearance of crop circles.
There have been no known sightings of a Black Neville since 1983. Scientists believe the next Black Neville will appear some time in 2009.
by Mr. C. December 02, 2004
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Cats in black

Black cats or "Cats in black" are a harmless skid "hacker" group. They couldn't own a box if they bought

it with their own money.
Bro, cats in black are a bunch of fatherless pussies
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Pot calling the kettle black

Hipocricy
Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'
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Black Maxwell Sheffield

a black man who reads British media frequently.
The Black Maxwell Sheffield watched The Nanny.
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Tired black eyes

Tired black eye: a term used for bags under you eyes
Mother- wake up!
Son- ugh! Fine.
Mother- come on! Get rid of those tired black eyes!
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