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Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
mugGet the It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morningmug.

Going pro

When a male turns to a professional sex worker in order to get some action.
When I'm in Vegas, if I can't pick up I'm going pro.
by Lazarus Ciccone December 6, 2010
mugGet the Going promug.

going hamburgers

To go hamburgers is to go crazy. It originates from the turn of the century when cooking hamburgers was done in a vertical broiler, which people found strange...crazy even.

From then on if someone is "going hamburgers" it is when they do something out of the norm.
Did you see that Joe got fired for going hamburgers on an investor?
by thrashcomics December 29, 2020
mugGet the going hamburgersmug.

Bj go large

An extremely large erection that is nearly the size of the pyramid of gheeza, typically known an an “over-sized erection”.
“Hi Andy, how was your night with Jessica?”
“Oh it was so good, she was really impressed cause I got a bj go large”

“Wow that’s awesome
by Slagbag90 March 12, 2019
mugGet the Bj go largemug.

go away

go away from this defenition NOW
i will politely ask you to go away from here
by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021
mugGet the go awaymug.

Going to NASA

A euphemism for masturbation. A term initially conceived through its connection to the rocket fap.
Ben has been going to NASA all night, the noise is distracting.
by asilyasdhfkisyabdk,fq3e April 10, 2016
mugGet the Going to NASAmug.

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