forever dick

Noun. A Dick you want to fuck for a lifetime

I finally found my forever dick, I don’t want another mans dick ever again.

by Loveless4ever March 26, 2020

Do it on the dick

To see if a female is able to do all of those freaky flexible positions and twerk videos and gestures to your dick

Yeah yeah that was live but can she do it on the dick though

by Angry pirate hooker69 April 11, 2020

kaito’s dick

a massive dick, an enormous shlong, a big fucking cock, thiccer than your bitch, throat-/pussy-/ass- destroyer

hana, bella, yildiz, soso, aurelius, messiah, vantae, your mom, minjoon, etc. : kaito’s dick is massive

by KAIIIIItoooo April 23, 2020

Dick Porcupine

A promiscuous female or male homosexual who has partaken in a high volume of penile penetration.

If that chick had as many dicks sticking out of her as shes had in her she'd be a dick porcupine.

by Fireman Dan February 24, 2020

Dick Twins

When you and another guy have the same dick size

Bro 1: hey bro wanna compare dick sizes?
Bro 2: sure bro
Bro 1: bro we're dick twins!
Bro 2: bro!

by BaconMan465 July 12, 2020

Dicking tears

its when you cry while sucking a dick because its too good

shigaraki had me dropping dicking tears

by Malshiggy October 1, 2020

Dick Fort

A series of dickish actions with a massively dickish outcome known as a Dick Fort.

Super Dick: Dude, I was playing a prank on my roommate Bill by getting in his bed with his girlfriend when he went to piss while drunk the other night. He passed out when he got back without noticing, so I just stayed there. I woke up with a hardon and her unbuttoning my pants, which resulted in her mounting me. It was unexpected, so it was bareback and I came inside her. Afterwards, I just got back into my own bed. The worst part is, she got pregnant, they got married, and he thinks the kid is his. She swore me to secrecy.

Dick's Friend: Shit man, that was dick move after dick move. You really made a huge dick fort with that one.

by Despotic October 6, 2012