Ain't My Baby

Informing another party that a certain object, personality trait, person, dinner bill, bar tab, human baby, etc that does not belong to you OR would like to attempt to distance yourself from.

Waitress: "Thanks for coming in, guys. Here's the bill."

You: 'Ain't my baby". (friend pays the bill)

Doctor: "Congratulations, it's a boy". You: "Ain't my baby."

Cop: "Who's bag of booger sugar?" Kev: "Shit that ain't My Baby.'

by amb69 May 15, 2025

folsom baby

The result of a conjugal visit.

How'd you get pregnant while you're locked up?

Girl! This is a folsom baby.

by SmugOrchid May 1, 2016

korean baby

Usually a fat caucasian kid with pencil thin eyelids who may or may not eat cats

Wow you look like a korean baby

by ALLAHUAKBARRRRRR February 6, 2018

Juvenile Baby

A group of teenagers who laugh at cum jokes made by teachers.

Teacher: You Juvenile baby!
Student: *visible confusion*

by John Bean VI September 24, 2022

Baby Tax

The tax an older man marrying a younger woman will pay for the luxury of having a younger wife.

Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax

by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022

fomo baby

a myth that when babies crouch and look between their legs it means a new sibling is coming.

"my daughter be holding her bottle at 3 months she a fomo baby."

by Dracula blahblahblah November 14, 2023

The baby woman dunk

when you dunk on a pregnant woman

man: yo that pregnant lady won't move from under the rim...
man2: I guess I gotta do "The baby woman dunk"
*proceeds to slam dunk on the pregnant woman*

by imma touch u September 9, 2025