vacation dick

A dick that is larger than your every day boyfriend dick that you would like to experience only on vacation.

(Vacation dick) ig kaine_____ #PrinceofBuffalo

I'm tired of argue With him I need some vacation dick. Girls boyfriend sex

by Kaine Herrod June 16, 2016

slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue

MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it

by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016

Caffeine Dick

The act of drinking an excessive amount of energy drinks and having a generous amount of sex.

Person 1: babe let's go home.
Person 2: why so early?
Person 1: I drank 3 redbulls, I want to give you this caffeine dick.

by tavo2110 May 21, 2016

bleach dick

A term to describe a person, or situation, so gross even bleach could not remove the filth from one's own genitals. Alternately used to imply sex with such a nasty person would almost certainly bestow various STDs upon oneself; a statement of both loose promiscuity and disturbingly bad hygiene.

Guy 1: "Mannn, did you see that drunk girl at the party? She was all over everyone the whole time"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she was gettin it from so many people I think the dog even got a swing, I ain't tryin' to get bleach dick"

Guy: "That girl looks so nasty I got bleach dick just from locking eyes with her"

Guy 1: "I asked that chick out, and she said yes!"
Guy 2: "Who, bleach dick over there? Joke's on you, that girl's like herpes' ratchet outta town cousin! Ain't no cure for it!"

Girl (to girl friend): "Look, you're being a total bleach dick about this. I just wanted a ride to soccer practice."

Guy 1: "I got laid! It was that chick from the party"
Guy 2: "Me too! Same girl!"
Guy 3: "Do you guys want a ride to the doctor, or are you just gonna scrub each other's bleach dicks?"

by shenoah May 25, 2016

dick stew

You put your dick in a stew.

Hey look I put my dick in the stew!
I like dick stew!

by Dkfjjffj February 2, 2018

Love dick

Not just regular dicking down. The love dick. Dicking down of the kind invloving the feels. You will love this dick more than the norm dick.

Vic yells to brandon"I need love dick!"

by Faded.viv December 28, 2016

jackhammer dick

verb. the act of peen vibrating so fast it be looking like the reverse flashes hand when it go into nigga cheeks and it kills orphans in a 2 mile radius

girl: Dave has such a jackhammer dick it feels so good åaaaaa

by oreo nigga December 18, 2019