Cheesy Cum Surprise

The act of ejaculating in your friends mailbox multiple times while he/she is on vacation, then letting it sit till they return. When they arrive home they will certainly have a surprise waiting for them in their mailbox

Phil: Dude i left jenna and her family a Cheesy Cum Surprise while she was in hawaii.

Chris: Hahahahaha that'll be the best surprise shes gotten since she woke up pregnant in mexico

by MrSilva800 June 16, 2011

Cheesy

Really bad joke or comment also a food

that was a very very very very shit and cheesy joke

food cheesy food........

cheese :)

by Laughing at someones failure March 4, 2015

Cheesy charlie

When someone puts molten hot cheese in someones belly button

Dang you just cheesy charlied that guy

by Chappy chap August 13, 2018

Holy cheeso

a polite way of saying sum off these words: oh my god, holy fuck, jesus christ, fucking hell.

HOLY CHEESO do you have to make so much noise??

by nikki drever November 7, 2004

Creese

One who plays World of Warcraft all day long even when life or death situations are at hand.

Stop being a creese, the house is on fire!

by Troy MacLamar December 15, 2008

cheesy mcelroy

In general, the cheesy mcelroy is a sex act in which you dump a plate of warm cheese fries on your partner when they aren't expecting it. The cheese fries may be from anywhere, and what you do after (eat them or throw them out) doesn't matter. However, the surprise is necessary, otherwise it's just weird.

Variants:

cheesier mcelroy (same as the cheesy mcelroy except with more cheese)
cheesiest mcelroy (at this point you're just dumping queso dip on your partner)
hard cheesy mcelroy (basically you throw them as hard as you can at your partner)

WARNING: PLEASE INSURE THAT THE CHEESE IS NOT TOO HOT! IT CAN CAUSE BURNS!! DO NOT USE HOT CHEESE!

So he was really going at it and the all of the sudden he up and does a cheesy mcelroy! I didn't even know he had the cheese fries!

by Cheesy MacCheese November 15, 2009

Cheesy Mic

When a man sticks 2 alkaseltzer up a mans ass, shoots his load in his ass and sucks the discharge out with a crazy straw.

Need a snack, try a cheesy mic

by pkirk55 June 18, 2011