vacation dick

A dick that is larger than your every day boyfriend dick that you would like to experience only on vacation.

(Vacation dick) ig kaine_____ #PrinceofBuffalo

I'm tired of argue With him I need some vacation dick. Girls boyfriend sex

by Kaine Herrod June 16, 2016

slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue

MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it

by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016

Caffeine Dick

The act of drinking an excessive amount of energy drinks and having a generous amount of sex.

Person 1: babe let's go home.
Person 2: why so early?
Person 1: I drank 3 redbulls, I want to give you this caffeine dick.

by tavo2110 May 21, 2016

bleach dick

A term to describe a person, or situation, so gross even bleach could not remove the filth from one's own genitals. Alternately used to imply sex with such a nasty person would almost certainly bestow various STDs upon oneself; a statement of both loose promiscuity and disturbingly bad hygiene.

Guy 1: "Mannn, did you see that drunk girl at the party? She was all over everyone the whole time"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she was gettin it from so many people I think the dog even got a swing, I ain't tryin' to get bleach dick"

Guy: "That girl looks so nasty I got bleach dick just from locking eyes with her"

Guy 1: "I asked that chick out, and she said yes!"
Guy 2: "Who, bleach dick over there? Joke's on you, that girl's like herpes' ratchet outta town cousin! Ain't no cure for it!"

Girl (to girl friend): "Look, you're being a total bleach dick about this. I just wanted a ride to soccer practice."

Guy 1: "I got laid! It was that chick from the party"
Guy 2: "Me too! Same girl!"
Guy 3: "Do you guys want a ride to the doctor, or are you just gonna scrub each other's bleach dicks?"

by shenoah May 25, 2016

Moby Dicked

1The post-coital realisation that the sex you just had was so good you'll probably be chasing it for the rest of your life.

2 An inspiring sexual experience.

After her moonlit romp on the beach Sheila realised she had been Moby Dicked.

by lajables April 26, 2016

dick oil

THE FLUID COMING OUT OF YOU DICK

HEY LARRY I JUST SQUINCHED OUT SOME DICK OIL.

by Brndntylr May 4, 2016

dick whistler

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men
d. Chris Collins

"We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there "
"Fuck, was it Chris again?"
"Yeah"

by princessofthenerds May 10, 2016