Carried like a six pack

When you stick your one finger in her pussy and one in her asshole just like carrying a six pack

So Last night were getting heavy so i carried like a six pack and she came right away

by Crazychris April 14, 2014

Flag

Her eyes were like butterflies

This is when a woman has big, bright, colorful eyes that are beyond becoming and entrancing and suggest to you that you may be the one. When it happens your life will forever change.

Leo: " And then I started to tell her how I felt about her. Dude, and then...she just..."
Leon: "What happened bro? Finish the story!"
Leo: "She smiled and began to bat her majestic eyelashes at me. Man! Her eyes were like butterflies. It's really happening!"

by von groovy July 01, 2024

Flag

Get the Her eyes were like butterflies mug.

johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

Example johnathan dick small like a bean

by Pussy fag April 07, 2022

Flag

Get the johnathan dick small like a bean mug.

stars do you like dem

a joke from the fandom “swifties”

on tumble, a fan shared a picture with a picture of stars that Taylor Swift drew, Taylor herself answered the fan and now this joke is circulating around the fandom

screamingiminlovewithyou: taylor what is this
Taylor Swift: Stars do you like dem

by imurmirrorbawll November 16, 2023

Flag

Get the stars do you like dem mug.

Bury it like biltong

Leaving your problems behind by burying them.

That Guy: "I'm a walkatician. I hiked the AT, but something went wrong..."
Other guy: "Just leave that part out when you tell people the story of your epic adventures, bury it like biltong!"

by Jokeatician August 11, 2021

Flag

Get the Bury it like biltong mug.