rainbow cock fairy

A very annoying person who has adhd and probably has the name Zach. He annoys everyone

Zach is a Rainbow Cock Fairy

Zach: nar nar nar i like cock nar nar narrrrr!!!!

Jake: You are such a rainbow cock fairy.

by pablo the beaner March 3, 2018

Pippy cock stocking

When you take your girls braids and tie them behind your back while she is giving you head, locking her mouth on your dick.

I will only date a chick if her hair is long enough for me to pippy cock stocking her.

by Gulf shores fathead September 17, 2012

Midnight Cock Gobbler

Person who sleeps with their mouth open, hopeful to get a mouth full of dick.

Jenny sleeps with her mouth open, you should make her the Midnight Cock Gobbler tonight.

by phatcartman August 13, 2012

time cock paradox

A theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.The time cock paradox occurs when someone travels through time and space causing a timeline of the events to form a penis-like shape.According to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.The destruction of the universe through the time cock paradox is known as the Great Coming.It is used as an excuse saying that the time cock paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.

"The time cock paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while I was switching dimensions."

"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."

by Waterproofclad September 7, 2012

Capacious COCK Wallet

A large moist wallet for ones cock.

Feeling rather inadequate after shagging Belinda and sharing my disappointment to my friend Albert, he said belinda is known for having a "Capacious COCK Wallet" old bean! rather like fisting an elephants grandma!

by Johny Alpha December 11, 2011

Black Cock Crazy

Any man or woman who can't get enough black cock.

Chloe: Ashley loves getting fucked by big black cocks so much and so often.
Lizzy: She must be black cock crazy.

by Sexy Cunt Licker May 12, 2021

wopnocker cock banger

large pounding cock inside another mans anus banging hard against his hairy scrote sack while recieving a reach around!

by Anonymous August 19, 2003