The act of placing your exposed penis on someone's shoulder without their consent or prior knowledge.
Did you see the new receptionist? I would totally shoulder-dick her.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
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