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jack findley

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".
"im sorry, ill turn down the volume of this come dine with me episode right away" - jack findley
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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Jack

Isn't an autistic person.
Damn, jack really isnt autistic.
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jacking her pussy out

When you stick a car jack up your girl's vagina to stretch it out.
Last night, I was jacking her pussy out so much that I could fit a whole watermelon up there.
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jack kimmell

a super cool guy who like video games and nice and wouldn't hurt anyone also super tall unlike Brendon c
hes a jack kimmell when it comes to video games
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Dirty Ginger Jack

the act of a ginger haired jack mailing his green pubes to his friends, then traditionally the friends of the ginger will stick the pubes up their ass while proceeding to jerk it to a livestream on discord.
Person 1: "yo my friend did the dirty ginger jack to me"

Person 2: "That's sigma, did you stick they pubes up your ass and york it on discord."
by Toyota Camry March 10, 2025
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Jack

The most flexible guy you will ever fucking meet, you don't know why but he is quite literally a pretzel of a man. He is a human anonymity when it comes to his spaghetti limbs
How the fuck does Jack bend like that? Holy fuck!
by Bananason July 15, 2022
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