Shrek's ogre cock

The cock that belongs to the ogre shrek. Also know as the shrock

Holy shit imagine being slapped in the face by shrek's ogre cock

by TR4N5G3ND3R March 19, 2019

Falcon Cock Block

1. To break every rule in the book of man and completely stop a person or persons from achieving sexual intercourse.

"Hey Matt Let's take these fine ass bitches back to our hotel."

"Dude I would but the gate guard won't let them on base."

"Dude we did we just get Falcon Cock Blocked?"

"...yeah..."

"Epic..."

by ṰỐḇẎtheὮ March 14, 2009

Environmentalist Cock Splodger

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008

Midnight Cock Gobbler

Person who sleeps with their mouth open, hopeful to get a mouth full of dick.

Jenny sleeps with her mouth open, you should make her the Midnight Cock Gobbler tonight.

by phatcartman August 13, 2012

suck me cock

suck my cock in indonesian accent

hey boii hows it goin

somebody suck me cock today my boii

by itsjapoii December 22, 2017

cock and ball torture

the reason im never getting into bdsm

cock and ball torture is when someone abuses your genitalia

by the meme factory July 29, 2019

rainbow cock fairy

A very annoying person who has adhd and probably has the name Zach. He annoys everyone

Zach is a Rainbow Cock Fairy

Zach: nar nar nar i like cock nar nar narrrrr!!!!

Jake: You are such a rainbow cock fairy.

by pablo the beaner March 3, 2018