A little shit who runs to mrs woods it is also a inbred Adopted cunt who cry’s if you complement it also everybody thinks it’s really fucking annoying if you meet it you’ll wish your dead.
by Okay so fat 69 big chungus April 02, 2019
To pleasure onses self to old pictures of celebrities/porn stars who are currently past there prime.
by scram.bler January 21, 2015
by LunaChocolate June 01, 2025
A cheating pile of scum, who thinks he’s the shit. Ruins girls lives and gets cheated on by the girl he cheated with.
by lolshutup1111111 November 23, 2021
In the 80's during the crack cocaine kerfuffle you walk up to the dealer you don's say, "Crack" you might get knocked out. I've seen it so, Instead someone came up with the word "jack" this was the common term being used now. Gimme a few of them jacks man. Now if you got ripped off because someone put planters peanuts in your vial or the fake crack they were selling in the smoke shops back then and sold it to you that person is "Fakin Jacks"
by melvomp February 03, 2021
Where a male cums in a girls vagina after sex, then the girl doesn’t clean out her vagina goes home to her boyfriend. The when her boyfriend/husband/fiancé fucks he is surprised by the jack in the girl.
by George_Orwell 1984 January 26, 2018
The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 22, 2024