get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
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Jenny Craig, the weight-loss brand that once touted celebrity endorsements from stars like Queen Latifah, Mariah Carey and Jason Alexander, is shutting down after four decades in business.

The Carlsbad, Calif.-based company, which offered coaching sessions and personalized meal plans, said Thursday it was canceling all online food orders and merchandise sales in corporate centers. It also stopped its coaching sessions, the company said.
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go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.
go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $
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go daggin

1. Stab with a dagger
2. Backwards of nigga dog
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go daggin

1. stab with a dagger
2. nigga dog backwards
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Y'all go to the woods

When he be eaten the bitch out and he looks up and says "y'all go to the woods?"
Y'all go to the woods?
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Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
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