Stop laughing at me bitch

A phrase loudly exclaimed when a nearby mockingbird, crow, raven, or like noisy bird caws.

A bird caws nearby:

"STOP LAUGHING AT ME BITCH!"

by James Asher February 18, 2005

fuck me dead red

#FF0000; a particular shade of red that simulates the shade of blood from a virgin's popped cherry, often worn on the lips by 12 year olds.

The woman in the matrix is wearing a fuck me dead red dress.

by ass butt August 27, 2003

love me long time

Smoking a mixture of meth and Viagra before beating your dick vigorously for hours watching anime porn

Hey Adam im going home to my anime doll , she will help love me long time

by CHINGLINGmaster69 June 4, 2018

Don't Tas Me Bro!

A last minute plea for mercy. This phrase is usually uttered seconds before an inevitable beat-down or an encounter with overwhelming force which has usually been asked for by over-the-top behavior on the part of the victim.
(First uttered by Univerity of Florida college student Andrew Meyer just before he was tasered by University of Florida police during a John Kerry appearance at UF.)

"When I finally caught my little brother and administered a much-deserved noogie, he kept yelling 'Don't tas me bro!' while screaming like a little girl."

by Christie Malre October 8, 2007

y'all don't know me

You aint no friend of me.

"I know you from somewhere." "You aint no friend of me."

by Quannesha October 21, 2003

FUCK ME 🍆🍑

People who want sex all day

ME- Ahh ahh ahh that felt so good push more in.
GIO- yeah
ME- I love that stick them balls. FUCK ME 🍆🍑

by FUCKMEINTHEASS1738 March 1, 2017

don't taze me bro.

What you say to the police when they are on a power trip and are using excessive force on you.

As UPD was brutally attacking him, Andrew asked "Don't taze me bro."

by RobyG October 3, 2007