National Shoot your shot day

Jake: isn’t that your crush over there?
Ethan: oh yeah that is.
Jake: it’s national shoot your day go do it.
Ethan: bet I’m gonna go do it rn

“National shoot your shot day.” September 3rd

by •_•_ September 2, 2021

National Tall Day

On sep 3 all friends over 5'5" will receive $5 from their short friends (under 5'5")

sup shorty its National Tall Day, give me 5 bucks short boy

by Buy Me a Drank September 3, 2021

National Ask your crush out day

september 3rd is national ask your crush out day don’t forget!

GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT

person:look who it is goooo
person: omg its my crush
person:you know what today is its national ask your crush out day GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT

by heyyyyyoyyyyy September 3, 2021

National pizza day

This is something we celebrate in September 4

(use this to make ur parents buy pizza?)

It's national pizza day

by anonymous September 4, 2021

National Grab Ass Day

A dumbass, disgusting, inexcusable day that was made by incels who don't understand why a woman has never touched them.

Incel- It's National Grab Ass Day! I'm going to grab Stephanie's ass.

Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head

by emotionalgayboy June 20, 2021

national subway day

national subway day! grab yourself some subway on June 21 for the first day of summer.

“Hey, it’s national subway day! Let’s get some subway!”

by Playwise_203 June 20, 2021

National Fuck your best friend day

June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck

"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"

"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"

by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021