Pull a Bernie

Jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.

Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...

Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?

Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?

Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!

by YatM July 24, 2009

Pull an Elijah

to walk a ridiculous distance because you cant get a ride, or for no reason what so ever.

"Wanna come over?"
"No I cant get a ride..."
"It doesn't matter just pull an Elijah!"

by kazierox July 25, 2009

Pull a quimby

The act of telling a farcical tale, or to invent something that never existed.

She claims we can find those pictures on the internet, but I really think she's trying to pull a quimby.

by mgarvey July 26, 2009

pull and put

a collective act of pulling out a fresh condom from a pre-ripped package and putting on your piece in one unified motion

He complimented me on my top-notch execution of the pull and put outside his dorm room window.

by tomshray August 4, 2009

Pulled a hazzard

also: pullin' an 'azzard!.
A phrase nammed after punk rock/hardcore drummer Ady Hazzard. The act of soiling oneself while in an unfortunate situation....e.i. shitting ya pants while taking a wardrobe downstairs

i was so hung over i bent down and pulled a Hazzard !!!! reet reet

I thought it was a fart but it looks like i pulled a hazzard

by disaster138 August 12, 2009

Pulling a Yu

Ditching one's friends so that you can get some pussy from a fat pimply girl because you cannot get any normally.

Damm bro he was pulling a Yu last night. I saw pictures of his face buried under some girls stomach rolls after he lied to us and said he was asleep.

by Ramenbuoy June 21, 2009

pull a sully

Verb, to grossly over-exaggerate. Usually this is with a fact or experience. To properly pull a sully, you must always reference a certain website or source, which can never be found at a later time. This practice is extremely annoying.

Guy 1: Have you heard about the new Audi Q 5? It's diesel gets 81MPG! I heard ti on the Audi website!
Guy 2: I don't think so. Let's check that website.
(Website says it gets 25 MPG)
Guy 1: I could have sworn it said 81! I must have read it somewhere else!
Guy 2: Shut up. Don't pull a Sully on me.

by Rapasm June 21, 2009