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girls gone wild

Quasi-pornography. A collection of videotaped live Mardi Gras/Spring Break events where female college students expose their breasts for beads/a shirt/indignity/angry parents. Further reinforcing that all women are sex objects and pushing the feminist movement back several steps; consequently losing their footing and falling down the staircase.
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by anonymous, yo October 26, 2005
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girls gone wild

"Documentary" of spring break, mardi gras, and other events in which girls will get naked for a useless item.
by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003
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girl scout cookies

A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.
Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?

The only possible answer: they are evil.
by Steve Martin 1202 March 3, 2008
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snow day girl

the girl you can cuddle up with on a snowy day, stay warm with under the covers, watch a movie, and drink hot chocolate
Bro 1: "Yo man it's sick that classes got cancelled today. You tryin to shred this powder up?"

Bro 2: "Nah man I think I'm gonna hit up my snow day girl, throw on a movie, and sip on some hot coco."
by Mr. Moves December 18, 2010
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surrogate girl/boyfriend

also called a pseudo-girl/boy friend

a close friend of the opposite sex that you spend a lot of time with and talk to often much the same as you would with a girl/boyfriend, though they never will become your girl/boyfriend due to factors such as, but not limited to: age difference, the other person being in a relationship, the other person living too far away, fear of ruining the friendship etc.

You will often to "date-like" things with them, such as: go to dinner and a movie, take them to a party to introduce them to your friends, or have them meet your parents. though you will never do other "date-like" things, such as: hold hands while walking, get/give a kiss goodnight, have them to a big family function like Christmas dinner etc.

can be a cause of grief and jealousy if one of the friends is in a relationship and their girl/boyfriend feels threatened by the surrogate friend.

NOT to be mistaken for a friend with benefits, there are no sexual conotations on a surrogate friend.
Bob: i feel so bad for Tim, he really likes Sharon but she's been with her boyfriend for 8 months now, so Tim really has no chance

Bill: i know eh, they go to movies almost once a week, and Tim always pays. And they went on that camping trip on the long weekend. If someone didnt know better, they'd think Tim and Sharon were going out

Bob: Tim only wishes that was the case. Poor guy is hung up on her bad. Sharon is like his surrogate girlfriend

*having a surrogate girl/boyfriend sucks
by pb foot May 18, 2010
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adult little girl

adults that enjoy dressing and or acting like little girls...
aka LG or ALG also know as a form of ageplay and or role playing.
Jeff had spent the whole day working on his car, but after he got all cleaned up and put on a pretty dress Jane turned out to be a pretty Adult Little Girl.
by KirstyChibiMoon September 13, 2006
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High School Girls

Dumb, Immature, Lying, Deceiving, Slutty, Hoes, Irresponsible, Drunk, Bitches etc. that like to talk to multiple guys at once and like to get around... and they also tell you that they will wait for you when they are really lying and are ready to sit on the first penis that they see once you leave!! They always lag on texting and they make up some dumb ass excuses!! and they like to get drunk on random nights just for the fuck of it probably to feel cool.
by Neymar August 22, 2011
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