Got all your lamps in one submarine

Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"

Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!

Roger: What'd you say to me?!

Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?

Roger: You callin' me gay?!

by Midnight Golfer February 24, 2024

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

One legged but kicking contest

Butt sex prison style

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest

by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

Scratch one’s brains out

Thinking about something really hard but couldn’t figure it out

To solve this problem one needs to scratch one’s brains out.

by Realwords3747539 July 25, 2018

Ones

The act of wanting a one on one fight or some kind of duel against another person

1: your trash at yu-gi-oh and your stupid
2: I want my ones

by Yu-gi-oh master November 29, 2019

Tulsa One Two

A milquetoast version of the standard "missionary position" where as the male is on top, and he executes only two moves...up and down.

Victoria was very disappointed that, while Carl was cute and wealthy, the only move he knew in bed was the Tulsa One Two.

by El Moondo June 11, 2011

One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024