casually jacked

The ability to allow your body to become prepared both physically and mentally to lift weights with proper form and potential for maximum results

My new Correct Depth accessory is fire! I am casually jacked now!

by Jesus Super Freak May 2, 2024

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Jack

A person who is always (or frequently) erect

Person: Jack was being such a jack during passing period

by raccoonthemobboss May 9, 2024

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Jack

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"Hello Jack I Wa-"
"Sorry my shlong hit you mid speech what is it you wish to tell me small child."

by Larry Birb May 9, 2024

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Jack

The act of inserting your finger into your friend’s anal cavity after he passes out on his stomach and wiggling your finger while thrusting in and out.

Eddie passed out drunk and ended up getting the jack.

by Blackjack McGee May 10, 2024

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Salmon Jack

A person, preferably tired and worn out by the bullshit in their life, that swims upstream as a result, like a salmon.

David really isn't getting a blumpkin with the rest of us? What a Salmon Jack!

by michael burgers May 14, 2024

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Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024

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