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National Pussy Destroyer Day

July 5 Is national pussy destroyer day. For all us swag homosexuals. Heterosexual people cannot be pussy destroyers. >:)
Hey jim

Oh hi my gay friend isn’t today national pussy destroyer day
Yes it is :D I a gay female already celebrated with my girlfriends ;)
by swaghomosexual July 3, 2021
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A vagina that is so sweet and tight, that it would make you call up your girl and be like

"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.

Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.
Zeeshan - I want to lick Pranay's honey-glazed scrumptious pussy so fucking bad.

John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.
by senpaikee February 17, 2022
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three foot pussy stomp

when two people go to a show and go into the pit and one usually the larger bends over at the waist and leans forward. The other friend usually the more agile one runs jumps and spins over his friends back getting in excess of five feet of air
dude you missed it, at the devil wears prada concert that guy three foot pussy stomped that dude and knocked him cold out
by Evan and Winthrop May 6, 2008
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pop my pussy

to pussy ones pussy you must do a handstand while fingering your pussy.
her: I pop my pussy to this new bop

him: cool. so you did a handstand while fingering yourself?
by megandhh January 13, 2017
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pussy faggot dick licker

When either: a) kids drink baby shots (usually half filled of less), and choose "tipsy" labeled shot glasses when given many other options
b) kids get a rash on their chest from not being able to handle the greatness of hard liquor (specifically rubinoff)
c) kids who play dizy bat and don't finish their beers and end up letting half the foam drip out of the end of the bat after they "chug"
Chris: "Hey don, that kid over there is a pussy faggot dick licker. He pours shots like a woman"
Nick: "Hey Chris, this pussy faggot dick licker is getting a rash after three shots"
Don: "Hey nick, who is that pussy faggot dick licker wasting beers, emptying the dizy-bat for no reason?"
by cashflowmofo October 6, 2011
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pop my peppermint pussy

Pouring peppermint Smirnoff in your vagina for a pussy peppermint surprise
by Peppermint pussy poppin biotch December 24, 2016
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Pussy Ass Beta Retard

Someone that downvotes threads for absolutely no merited reason.
Can be shortened to the acronym PABR.
Gaia user Usergrope was frustrated with the GD because Pussy Ass Beta Retards kept trolling his threads.
by Lucifleur May 2, 2014
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