Very weird into milfs and little boys. Lives in Akron Iowa in the rich rich part of town. Thinks he’s hot. His middle names Ryan. He’s also a simp.
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by Jack Terpstra March 24, 2020
Get the Jack mug.I worked for that scumbag allen Jackson for over a week and when it came time to pay me he handy jacked me.
by Big boppe5 September 27, 2021
Get the Handy jacked mug.Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community
by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018
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Get the Jacked Off mug.The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 21, 2024
Get the The Turbo Jack mug.Devon said that I “g-jacked” Brians Jordan’s, after he refused to pay for them, and I then took them back.
Devon was stealing the Jordan’s, therefore he considered the Jordan’s to be his property and acted as if he were being stolen from.
“Devon said that I G-jacked HIS shoes.”
The shoes were never his, as he refused to pay for them.
Devon was stealing the Jordan’s, therefore he considered the Jordan’s to be his property and acted as if he were being stolen from.
“Devon said that I G-jacked HIS shoes.”
The shoes were never his, as he refused to pay for them.
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