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whats im gonna do

a common phrase used by incompetent middle aged math teachers
whats im gonna do is oben cobybook
by commonjordanian2000 November 30, 2019
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That's not what you're doing though

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.
Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.
slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"
by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020
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Yagel do fomperity

An indirect way of calling someone a moron
"Hey you guys know Dave? *scoffs* ugh, yagel do fomperity"
by Jipt December 13, 2019
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do it if you're bad

something you say to someone to egg them on to make them take a stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous choice.
Horace: I'm thinking about shaving all my hair off.
Alistair: Do it if you're bad.
by penisshakes March 15, 2024
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Doing an Amber

Taking a shit. Laying down some cable. Pooping. Squeezing out a turd.

Shortened version of rhyming slang "Doing an amber turd"
Hey can't answer the phone sorry. I'm doing an Amber.
by Nuggets of wisdom June 3, 2022
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