I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

Woke

Past tense of Wake (v.)

Me : Got up and woke and boke already this morning. Time to go back to play PS4 in bed.

by Grahamster September 17, 2017

Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.

Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*

by O' Chungus January 22, 2024

Woke

A word to define a weak and feeble, gender neutral, halloumi/avocardo munching southern softie that has no right to exist.

I am woke. Please abuse me and beat me to a pulp as soon as you see me.

by Dick Wad 666 December 16, 2024

woke

empathetic

Eliminate the wokeism! Sick of it!!

by cspen February 19, 2023

Smokey woke

When you SMOKE then you get WOKE

Dang those weeds made me 'Smokey woke'.

by im so smoke wokey November 27, 2019

Woke

Being an offended little bitch

Sarah: OMG I'm so woke about blm and gay rights.

Jeremy(cuck): did you here Stephen isn't woke.

Sarah: Stephen I can't believe this, you're so offensive!

Stephen(alpha): Fuck off, the both of youse!

by CUNTY FUCKING BALLS September 20, 2022