Scottish Whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the Atlantic near the coast of Scotland. These whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so Scottish Whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. Today scottish whale refers to a sexual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire Hepburn family. This sexual act is considered by many sexologists and sexy people to be the most expensive sexual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known Mexian Marmalade
Roberto was tired of having sex in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a Scottish Whale. She agreed, so now Roberto and Wanda-Zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true Scottish Whale. Roberto is a closet homosexual and confessed this to Wanda-Zim so they split up and Roberto continues his quest with Jimmy-Sue Miller.
by Dr. JM Buck July 31, 2004
Get the Scottish Whalemug. The real God. He created the seven wonders of the world. He fucked all the bitches. The Great Whale will mentally rape you with riddles that are only solvable by the elder whalers. Believe in the whale.
by The elder whaler August 25, 2016
Get the the great whalemug. by Mr. GDC April 15, 2009
Get the Weird Whalemug. by bonher123 February 25, 2011
Get the mistake whalemug. by RichIsRad June 18, 2011
Get the Sweet Whalemug. "Poor old Juergen, he was sick for months and just when he seemed to be getting better he bit the whale. I'm going to miss that guy."
by TheUberGruber June 29, 2018
Get the Bit the whalemug. To be catfished at the largest level. When someone gives the illusion that they appear like something when in reality they don’t look or act in a particular manner.
by KV STATUZ November 3, 2021
Get the KILLER WHALEDmug.