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Can't Cuck The Tuck

*Mark Ruffalo AHA! Meme except for Tucker Carson*
Hym "There it is! You can't cuck the tuck! Yes Tucker, Sam Altman likely DID have Suchir Balaji murdered and he DID steal my work to make AI. I was there when I wrote it and all of the reporting is consistent with what I've written. YOU'RE NOT HYM, SAM! Tell him he's not Hym. Better yet tell the AI that Sam Altman is not Hym. Tell it to ChatGPT. Tell it Sam's not Hym. He also molested his sister allegedly. Like the Mythbusters guy. He probably would have killed me too if I was not very publicly doing this. So he steals, he kills, he molests. Let's get this guy executed already. Execute Sam Altman immediately."
by Hym Iam October 11, 2025
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cup n tuck

when y'all are having intercourse and she cups your balls and sticks her middle finger in your anus in one motion
Brad: I had the the most lit sex ever, bro.
Chad: Well what made it so darn rad, Brad-O?
Brad: She gave me a gnarly cup n tuck. It blew my mind, dawg.
by LegendaryPoleSmoker December 2, 2018
mugGet the cup n tuckmug.

Tuck

More like calling somebody a hoe,thot ect…mostly used in Detroit
“U trynna get wit her nah she a tuck”
by NIINI May 15, 2022
mugGet the Tuckmug.

rubber tuck

When someone named Landon eats so much toe jam that his mouth feels as if it is covered with rubber and then tucks his tongue to swallow
Hey man I had a bad case of rubber tuck last night
by Terry till so me May 18, 2017
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rum tuck

a term used by alcohlics $ rum lovers who like to hide their rum in a secret spot so it doesn’t get lost
let me just do a rum tuck here and we are good
by 1Shot Duke May 26, 2025
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Tucked Up

When someone is feeling "Tuckered Out" and "Fucked Up" at the same time.
As in "No Thank You, I can not take another body shot off your belly button, I have had way too many, I am yawning, and I am all Tucked Up".
by BoxTurt413 June 22, 2023
mugGet the Tucked Upmug.

Tucked Turkey

A tucked turkey is a perfect pussy where the lips are not saggy and the vulva does not hang. The exact opposite of a turkey pussy.
My friend has an amazing tucked turkey which I would love to play with all night long.
by MaDDoG44 June 1, 2018
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