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School

To be held against your will to work and learn about useless things; jail.
Person 1: What are you learning in school?
Person 2: About using the formula x=L-W/H-Y(F-g)+S•k
Person 1: Is that suppose to help you calculate the exact angle to cut hair at?
Person 2: of course not it helps you find x which is the value of the equation.
Person 1: Why do you care? Why do you need to know that crap just to style hair?!?!
Person 2: Because I have to know how to find x or the total of the equation for when I am solving a problem involving that equation.
Person 1: When are you solving the equation?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: AKA, never!
Person 2: But it's school I have to learn it.

Person 1: That sucks.
by your real name (rebel) July 7, 2016
mugGet the Schoolmug.

School

School is

Seven
Curl
Hours
Of

Our
Lives
Rip if in school
by Rayzor2424 January 22, 2020
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School

The place where all types of demons exist from annoying students whose whole purpose of existing is to piss you off to damn retarded ass sexist teachers. You go to school for 6 hours to learn boring history, damn poetry and algebra which you don’t use. You also gotta survive the stupid teachers which only constantly look and check on you every 2 minutes. Then when you late for your damn class for 1 minute cos your previous class was all the way across the other side of the school the teacher goes rage mode and scolds you talking shit about 5 minutes. However it’s not over yet when you forgot to bring some shit the teacher always scolds you while your friend sitting in the damn corner playing his damn iPad doesn’t get the bullshit. Oohhh noooo i’m not done yet, after having to deal with all this shit you still got those stupid ass students which constantly roast and tease you to the max with his friends, the year sevens who boss you around in football and the damn pieces of shit which won’t let you talk cos if you do you gonna get teased or roasted. Just when you feel that life is pointless and suicide is the solution, the new transfer students comes in outa knowhere and before you know it he becomes yo best friend with all the properties of one and is the only thing keeping you from leaving the school.
by An Asian October 8, 2017
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school

S=seven
c=cruel
h=hours
o=of
o=our
l=lives
"welcome to school" "you mean seven, cruel, hours, of, our, lives"
by lolubot October 25, 2019
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school

this ride is like school
by rishi savaged May 4, 2021
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School

A fucking prison that tortures you and forced you to do work and is gay as shit.
School kid: ScHOoL iS FuN

Cooler school kid: NO IT ISNT SCHOOL IS A FUCKING PRISON
by AutisticNeighbor October 3, 2019
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School

would you rather go to school or prison?
they're the same thing anyway
by ABadEye October 15, 2017
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