simp

being a simp means your literally obsessed with someone and think they are perfect. so you literally warship them.

brad: she’s so gorgeous.
chad: due your such a simp.

by bruhlmao April 7, 2020

simp

squirrels in my pants

bro, there are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
simp, Squirrels in my pants!

by redsmurff March 11, 2020

Simp

A Simp is someone who normally wants to be on a girls dick 24/7

Yo Valentino a fat ass simp
U heard about tino simpin ?

by Gage the rage February 19, 2020

simp

a simp is a male that compliments a female

look at johnny what a simp

by bzezemak May 18, 2020

Simp

A guy who prioritizes hanging out with girls and forgoes fraternizing with the boys in hope of getting pussy from said girls who friendzone him. Commonly associated with the name Jordan.

"Yo, Fredrick hasn't been hanging out with us. What's going on?"

"He's being a simp over some chick he met."

by Jesus's Crackrocks April 8, 2020

Simp

Pretty much your guy best friend. His name is probably Clunie or something like that.

Wow, Clunie, you're such a Simp!

by C# October 10, 2020

Simp

A pathetic man who overvalues a woman. Total Scott move.

Look at Scott simping over Tess.

by mbimpersonator June 27, 2020