Manly seat

Is een a girl sits on a mans lap while having a boner

Omg look she is Sting like the manly seat lol fucking loser daddy chill ayo

by Dioniscool September 1, 2021

warm a seat

When you sit in a chair doing nothing for a long duration of time.

This class is easy, all you do is warm a seat and you get an A.

by hipsterhip November 18, 2019

Wet seats

When a (puckslut) is watching a hockey game and her seat is (wet) from the players turning her on.

Dude I had like 6 (wet seats) at last nights game.

by Ozzgod101 February 4, 2020

Door Seat

The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.

Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.

by Ham-Hock June 6, 2018

Seat Ibiza

A thing with 4 wheels with a slow Diesel engine. It often produces a lot of smoke

Guy 1: OMG! Is that a fire?
Guy 2: No. It’s just a douchebag showing off his seat ibiza

by azeiteiro25 April 28, 2021

Flagged your seat

Meaning you done messed up; you messed your spot up

Yo you done flagged your seat with that shit.

by Shaymber February 21, 2021

seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair

omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.

by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023