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men-o-pause

when a man needs to take a break from work, and has to tell a woman about it whilst being watched by his freinds / colleagues, whilst the woman in subject is going through menopause
man to woman "i need to take a men-o-pause"
woman " real funny wise guy"
by fathead431 November 3, 2009
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kill all men

kill all men is a hashtag created by lowlife asshole girls when there crush from 16 years ago rejected them so they now they just amuse that all men are bad because they only have one brain cell so they can't realize that every person has a different personality sadly they don't gain any brain cells in doing this by realizing how dumb this is they instead make other people lose brain cells by consonantly posting about their idiotic belief on social media most of the time on the app tiktok. but let's just see what would happen if all men died ready 1.2.3 the whole human population would end because humans could not reproduce thats it and don't even get me started on the bone mare o shit because those babies only last 3 days and they look like baraka from mortal kombat in conclusion fuck kill all men girls
rando girl with 0 brain cells:kill all men

people with a brain: stop it go outside a get a life
by cole_stevens69 May 20, 2021
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Angry Internet Men

Internet users who rant and rage about petty facts. Phrase coined by the folks at Rock Paper Shotgun.
"Diablo 3 looks like freaking World of Warcraft! I would rather choke than play it!" - Angry Internet Men

"What, Spore has a restrictive DRM system?!? I must write furious blog entries and comments about it and give the game 1 star in Amazon though I haven't even bought or tried playing it yet!!" - Angry Internet Men
by sanastro October 24, 2008
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Two and a Half men

"two and a half men is the best show ever!"-Fan
by Michael Jackson's brother. August 24, 2009
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jizz of a thousand men

A large quantity of any white substance that. Works best to describe an unknown substance.
Person 1: "What the hell is that white stuff on your shirt?"

Person 2: "That is the jizz of a thousand men."
by Slim Jim 3:16 June 21, 2010
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Burly Men Found

adj: term used to describe a very bad situation where things have gone wrong to a high degree
1) I accidentally knocked a mafia boss' drink over, and it was Burly Men Found from that point on
2) Burly Men Found in Moscow today as terrorists launched a suicide attack
by Peter 'Valenn1' C. November 22, 2003
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International Men's Day

International Men's Day is an annual international event celebrated on November 19th. Created in response to International Women's Day, IMD has not been officially recognized by the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization. The objectives of celebrating an International Men's Day are set out in "The Six Pillars of International Men's Day". It is an occasion to celebrate boys' and men's achievements and contributions, in particular for their seven contributions to country, society, community, neighborhood, family, marriage, and child care. The broader and ultimate aim of the event is to promote basic humanitarian values.
International Men's Day is to recognize men's (and boy's) achievements and health.
by JayWayne March 8, 2020
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