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taking a grenade

The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.

The responsibility of a "wingman".
Ok Joe, you'll be taking a grenade tonight with the crazy one so I can get with Collette.
by Rob Prime June 5, 2014
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Snake grenade

When a man is about to cum, he blocks off his urethra with a rubber band. He repeats this 20 times before the final spunk which pops the rubber band off and the cum explosion
Every night, I snake grenade and it feels so good
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Bro Grenade

When you have to jump on your Bro's friend or relative that nobody likes.
"Uncle Pete is going to be at the wedding, you mind making sure he doesn't bother anyone?"

"I'll take the Bro Grenade for the team. I gotchu."
by McNark December 4, 2024
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Grenading

Grenading is a word used to describe an object or a piece of machinery suffering a catastrophic failure. And often refers to the breaking apart and projection of components, or fragments thereof, away from the failing object or machinery in a fashion similar to a fragmentation grenade
John borrowed some of Brian's reloads and grenaded his rifle.
Despite our warnings, Phillip was surprised by the hydraulic cylinder grenading in his face.
by Au_dragon January 1, 2021
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Grenade Spray Candy

A grenade shaped spray bottle with flavored sweet water inside.
AYO YOU GOT ANY GRENADE SPRAY CANDY??

...A what?
by sausagememz April 18, 2022
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Horse grenade

An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.
That Democrat horse grenade bill should be passed shortly.
by BurtonLucifer September 2, 2022
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Montezuma’s Grenade

Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.

What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?

It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
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