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Coned

1. To be put in a shitty, or otherwise undesirable situation.

2. To lose something that was otherwise won.
1) Omg, we had that game in the bag and we just got "Coned"

2) I just got coned man, he stole my boost
by Lelander94 September 18, 2019
mugGet the Conedmug.

snow cone

sprinkling cocaine on your bud and smoke it through a bong
"had my first snow cone last night, managed to find Madelyne McCann, the only time I remember where I hid her."
by dongzilla-69 August 8, 2021
mugGet the snow conemug.

Traffic Coned

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
by Adwala76 March 19, 2022
mugGet the Traffic Conedmug.

Graveyard Cone

A bong piece or bowl (or "Cone" as it is referred to in Australia where the term was coined) that has ash stuck in it, thus forcing an individual to sprinkle tobacco on top and smoke the unpleasant ashy bowl or "sink the cone".
Dude I can't get the ash out of the cone piece I'm just gonna sink a graveyard cone
by Ronald Rackson November 28, 2022
mugGet the Graveyard Conemug.

ice-cream-in-the-cone

Golf parlance meaning an order to successfully make a crucial putt in order to save a good score on a hole
"C'mon Tiger! Put the ice-cream-in-the-cone!"
by the sieve August 22, 2009
mugGet the ice-cream-in-the-conemug.

cone

p1: man look at that cone

p2: what a peder
by aljoša August 24, 2021
mugGet the conemug.

Campfire Cone

A cone/bowl/CP where you fill the bottom with stems, and use the normal, grinded bud as kindling.
Stoner: "Bro, pack me a campfire cone the dealer gave me all stems."

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Pothead: "Man I didn't put enough kindling in this campfire cone, it's taking forever to clear."
by GundagerFraggly May 4, 2020
mugGet the Campfire Conemug.

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