1. A curly, red-headed fuck who thinks he's really cool, but in reality is a huge loser and sucks at every aspect of his life. Except for sucking. He's good at that.
2. A 20 year old man who thinks its socially acceptable to date a 15 year old girl because "she looks older than 15."
3. A fag who spends all of his free time playing videos games (Halo, Pokemon, Mario, etc.) and/or getting drunk by himself.
4. Has a hard time finding a somewhat attractive girlfriend, and when he finally finds one, he enjoys cheating on her with bisexuals or really fat, ugly girls.
5. A guy who thinks he can get away with anything in a relationship, and when is super hot girlfriend finds a super sexy country boy, he cries like a baby because he realizes what an idiot he is.
6. Thinks that lasting in bed for two minutes everytime means he's really good in bed.
7. Showers once, MAYBE twice a week.
8. Has a huge ratty red fro.
9. Is sexually confused.
10. Enjoys threatening his ex's new boyfriend, even though he has never been in a fight in his life, and the guy he is threatening is trained to kill someone with his bare hands and owns lots of guns and knives.
11. Thinks he is really sexy. (he WAS at one point, before he got fat and hairy- just because you were hot at one point, doesn't mean you are now.)
12. When he makes out, he suffacates you and chokes you with his tongue, and leaves slobber all over your face when he's done.
2. A 20 year old man who thinks its socially acceptable to date a 15 year old girl because "she looks older than 15."
3. A fag who spends all of his free time playing videos games (Halo, Pokemon, Mario, etc.) and/or getting drunk by himself.
4. Has a hard time finding a somewhat attractive girlfriend, and when he finally finds one, he enjoys cheating on her with bisexuals or really fat, ugly girls.
5. A guy who thinks he can get away with anything in a relationship, and when is super hot girlfriend finds a super sexy country boy, he cries like a baby because he realizes what an idiot he is.
6. Thinks that lasting in bed for two minutes everytime means he's really good in bed.
7. Showers once, MAYBE twice a week.
8. Has a huge ratty red fro.
9. Is sexually confused.
10. Enjoys threatening his ex's new boyfriend, even though he has never been in a fight in his life, and the guy he is threatening is trained to kill someone with his bare hands and owns lots of guns and knives.
11. Thinks he is really sexy. (he WAS at one point, before he got fat and hairy- just because you were hot at one point, doesn't mean you are now.)
12. When he makes out, he suffacates you and chokes you with his tongue, and leaves slobber all over your face when he's done.
"Man, that really gross guy reminds me of Rusty Brooks."
"That drunken fool crying on the floor is such a Rusty Brooks."
"His butthole was so tight, just like Rusty Brooks."
"My boyfriend only lasted for three seconds last night... he's such a Rusty Brooks"
"Hey, I'm going to pull a Rusty Brooks tonight and get drunk alone and pass out naked with the video game still on the TV."
"That drunken fool crying on the floor is such a Rusty Brooks."
"His butthole was so tight, just like Rusty Brooks."
"My boyfriend only lasted for three seconds last night... he's such a Rusty Brooks"
"Hey, I'm going to pull a Rusty Brooks tonight and get drunk alone and pass out naked with the video game still on the TV."
by You're a loser March 31, 2009
Originally known by the students of Roger Williams University, Founders Brooks is now only a term in history. It was a two semester long celebration of the narcotic and altered conscious lifestyle. it is now used as a term of reference for any place or time where one attempts to introspectively evaluate oneself. aka-the brook or the entheogenic times.
by Good Cat October 10, 2008
Tom Brooks is a person with the deadest trim going. He also likes to fart and watch porn. Also very likely to receive boner whenever a girl says hi to him.
Another name for a Tom Brooks is a Joseph Bailey
Another name for a Tom Brooks is a Joseph Bailey
Chad: Are you seriously getting hard just because kitty said hi to you joe bailey?
Tom: WhAt .... N-NOO!
Chad: Tom Brooks
Tom: WhAt .... N-NOO!
Chad: Tom Brooks
by Floppy Phil December 11, 2019
A Brooke Ortolano is the greatest at everything. There’s only one in existence. She’s the most perfect thing ever in all her own little perfect ways. Every perfect detail to her makes you appreciate her more and more. Consider yourself extremely lucky if you know her. She’s a life changer for the better, she always know how to make you happy and smile. The light at the end of the tunnel, the best you can possibly wish for. Nothing stands in her way. The whole world can be hers on command. She deserves it all and must be treated like the queen she is. If you ever get the chance to talk to her make sure you listen to every amazing thing she says and take it to heart. Because everything she says is so knowledgeable and caring. She’s a one of a kind and the only of her kind.
by Akidnamedryan February 09, 2018
Described as that ugly nerd who has train tracks, commonly sits at the front of the classroom because he a runover pet.
by Your worst Nootmare August 31, 2018
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