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Badger

Self congratulating narcissist commonly found at UK festivals frequented by people in Hunter Wellies.
Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.

Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.
by WideAsItIsLong August 13, 2012
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fanny badger

A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden
"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"
by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012
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badger

dude badger is so cool
by 1337badgers December 25, 2020
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Post-Badger Rehabilitation

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
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Badger Brother

An annoying male who invites himself to parties or gatherings simply because there will be females there. He is unbearable to me around and never brings females.
Kevin: "The tailgate party for the Wisconsin Badgers game should be fun."
Rob:"Oh hell yeah! Hopefully that douche canoe badger brother isn't coming. He creeps everyone out."
by WIBusinessAdvisor October 15, 2025
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