Bullhead City Shuffle

The typical methhead walk when trying to play straight while in public. Slightly leaned forward, legs overly bouncy, every third or fourth step is a stabilizing step to the left or right. This is all achived at a power walking pace.

Lets go to Bullhead and watch the tweakers so the bullhead city shuffle!

by Yeremy May 6, 2015

re shuffle the deck

While driving in heavy traffic and you keep seeing the same chicks at every stop or light. You have to pull into a parking lot to Re Shuffle the deck to get some new scenery.

Every time I stopped at a traffic light I kept seein the same ugly bitches so I had to pull over to re shuffle the deck.

by KennnBo March 20, 2008

2-Pump Shuffle

A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.

That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.

by Mic E.D. November 19, 2010

shit town shuffle

A drinking session generally ending painfully or with ignominy and mainly situated in back street pubs populated by imbeciles and pensioners with no friends or social skills,usually situated in ,but not exclusive to ,dreadful , hasbeen seaside towns of which there are many in the U.K.,
Commonly abbreviated to S.T.S.

I suppose I shall spend my bank holiday doing the shit town shuffle

by RH BARON OF COBHOLM August 31, 2017

Cinder Block Shuffle

Often the the first date of two rednecks, when you knock on the door of the girl in the trailer next to yours but the only baby sitter she has is the TV so you take her out the the rusty car on cinder blocks in front of your trailer that you swear some day will be running again and rail her hard enough to knock the car off its cinder blocks.

Tina couldn't get a baby sitter so we went for the Cinder Block Shuffle instead.

by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2010

Shuffle The Tool Cards

Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.

Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.

by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009

Toilet bowl shuffle

Shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that's holding on precariously to your butthole.

That was a close one Pete, I thought I was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until I got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.

by Dillon The Sweaty Eskimo July 19, 2017