Shrimped up

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

by norambuena April 14, 2023

doing the shrimp

Doing the shrimp is the act of doing the do with a girl that has an ugly face but a succulent body.

"Why would you have seggs with her, she's so ugly, look at her face"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"

"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

shrimp head

a big shrimp head

shrimp head- “bro stop shitting on me”

by clonkpiggy December 11, 2023

Shrimp

A shrimp is a person, typically female, who has an sexy body but an ugly face.

“I went home with a girl I met at the bar last night, she was a total shrimp bro. Was still 100% worth it.”

by ClassificationDelta December 16, 2023

scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)

Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!

by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022

Shrimp

1. gorg face but ugly body
2. ugly face but gorg body

“That one girl on tiktok is a shrimp”

by 1422<333 January 2, 2023