After all that anal sex, I had to go wash off the fecal ring left behind. It's cool though. I'm not complaining.
by jimmybomm June 23, 2020
When an athlete or rich man cheats on his wife or girlfriend and buys her a huge diamond ring to make up for it.
Most recent, Tiger, previously Kobe
Most recent, Tiger, previously Kobe
by Dr Stan peptide December 05, 2009
by kate November 22, 2004
A gesture by which one who posseses a scrotum and testicles threads the scrotum between the middle and ring finger and then over the ring finger. The testicle is rested on top of the ring finger then finally the skin under the ring finger is pinched against the thumb. Thusly achieving the effect of a ring with a large stone set in place on top of it.
"Bow down and kiss the ring bitch"
"I made her kiss the ring"
"I show'dem the ring"
"He missed the last shot of the game because I showed him my championship ring".
"I made her kiss the ring"
"I show'dem the ring"
"He missed the last shot of the game because I showed him my championship ring".
by Mark Ryan and Mark McNulty December 21, 2007
A sore anal passage.
Cause of ring sting :
1.) Eating too many hot food(s)
2.) Eating too many pickles
3.) Anal with a black man
Cause of ring sting :
1.) Eating too many hot food(s)
2.) Eating too many pickles
3.) Anal with a black man
Example 1.
You: I shouldn't have ate so many chillies Now I have serious ring sting.
Buddy: Haha
Example 2.
You: I shouldn't have ate so many pickles. Now I have serious ring sting.
Buddy: Haha
Example 3.
You: Oh, thats a big number.
Black man: Yeah baby
You: Ouch, Its too big now I have ring sting in my anal passage.
You: I shouldn't have ate so many chillies Now I have serious ring sting.
Buddy: Haha
Example 2.
You: I shouldn't have ate so many pickles. Now I have serious ring sting.
Buddy: Haha
Example 3.
You: Oh, thats a big number.
Black man: Yeah baby
You: Ouch, Its too big now I have ring sting in my anal passage.
by The Bold Yin September 21, 2008
using your finger in a doorbell pushing movement to see if your partners arse is ready to be probed..if they answer your in!
ding dong ...
by mizz spent youth February 28, 2004
Sally: "You're cheating on me....I know it!!"
John: "Baby, I love you and to prove my love I want you to have this promise ring. Now everyone will know that I love you."
Sally: "Ohh, John!! I love you too. I have to go make this my facebook status, and call my BFF Susie"
John: "Ok baby...call me later."
John: "Hey Susie, its John....she doesn't suspect a thing. I'm on my way...."
Susie: "I can't wait, me so horny...."
Sally: "Susie, guess what? John just gave me a promise ring!!! He loves me, and I was way off about him cheating on me."
John: "Baby, I love you and to prove my love I want you to have this promise ring. Now everyone will know that I love you."
Sally: "Ohh, John!! I love you too. I have to go make this my facebook status, and call my BFF Susie"
John: "Ok baby...call me later."
John: "Hey Susie, its John....she doesn't suspect a thing. I'm on my way...."
Susie: "I can't wait, me so horny...."
Sally: "Susie, guess what? John just gave me a promise ring!!! He loves me, and I was way off about him cheating on me."
by JoNate F December 28, 2007