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by slippygf111 July 23, 2024
Get the motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitchmug. The n word of people of all races.
by a55nt1ddi3sf0lyf August 16, 2021
Get the Motherfuckermug. Example 1:
(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny
Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker
Example 2:
(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.
(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny
Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker
Example 2:
(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.
by RandomDudeOnTheInternetBecause June 12, 2023
Get the Shoot This Motherfuckermug. This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020
Get the Motherfucked The Bossmug. When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.
Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"
Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."
Larry: "A what now?"
Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."
Larry: "A what now?"
by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022
Get the Knock, Knock Motherfuckermug. "he was a bitch-ass motherfucker"
by Stupid Af July 13, 2021
Get the bitch-ass motherfuckermug. Someone who always finds the best stuff at the thrift and is always dressed to the nines. Most of the time, they are looking for stuff to resell at a higher price, but they also shop for themselves. Mostly associated with the Y2K aesthetic, however, this term can apply to anyone who frequents the thrift stores in search of the best aesthetic finds. Assumed to be the reason thrifting nowadays is overpriced, and stocked with items from SHEIN, H&M, and other fast fashion/mall brands.
Friend 1: Did you find anything cool at Goodwill?
Friend 2: Nah, all the fashion motherfuckers got there before me and bought all the cool stuff.
Friend 1: Aw man, can't they leave stuff for the rest of us?
Friend 2: Nah, all the fashion motherfuckers got there before me and bought all the cool stuff.
Friend 1: Aw man, can't they leave stuff for the rest of us?
by Zurgy September 23, 2024
Get the Fashion Motherfuckermug.