Flax Jones

The most badass motherfucker in the west. He will steal yo bitch and has a dick bigger than yours.

Person 1: Have you heard of Flax Jones?
Person 2: Of course I have! He's the most badass motherfucker in the west!!!

by GodKingMorris October 20, 2020

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Shawn Jones

Shawn Jones are people who are one of the sexiest living beings in the universe
Shawn Jones are smart af and can be ideal for many situations
Shawn Jones are also know as the God of Sexyness

Shawn Jones is sexy af

by Anonymous Coat July 22, 2021

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Indianapolis Jones

Another Rickyism from Trailer Park Boys. It’s what Ricky calls Indiana Jones.

Why are you dressed up like a bumble bee and why do you look like Indianapolis Jones

by Blockay February 5, 2021

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When you have to shit and are unsure you can make it to the restroom.

Derives from the movie "Friday." When Craig's father "Willie Jones" has to shit so badly he is not sure if he will make it to the restroom.

I got to Willie Jones!

by ChrisJD85 August 27, 2016

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Ty Jones

Ty Jones is a artist born from Missouri and has been rapping since 7 many people call him a “ generational talent” and the next one up so keep a lookout

Have you heard Ty Jones new song

by TJ The BlackMan March 17, 2022

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Jone Bag

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.

Commonly used phrase: you will suffer
Minimalist, wears only one sweater every day. Probably changed shirt?

A cool guy, might let you copy off of his work
Is NOT fucking around he will slit your fucking throat.
Chooses not to do any non-math homework

Person 1: oh no I didnt finish my homework
Person 2: it's okay, Jone didn't even try to do his
Person 1: who's Jone?
Person 2: that's Jone Bag, that one scrub who cleans, but doesnt change his CLOTHES

by IdkWater February 23, 2019

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