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Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.
Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.
by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018
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fractured.testicles

A meme page on instagram
currently at 2527 followers
yo bro did you see that super epic fucking meme by ig:@fractured.testicles???
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Blue Testicles

Condition where you feel pain in your balls because your still a virgin at 40
by rbx.gtx.ram December 13, 2018
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Air testical

You have an air testical in your lungs
by Veddix369 November 27, 2019
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chicken testicles

1-i love her
2-chicken testicles
by EveryoneWillKneelBeforeMe October 30, 2020
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Diversion testicle

Diversion testicles are a set of rubber testicles that you hold up in the air and shake like a bell. The purpose of diversion testicles are to distract your co-workers from eating a meat and cheese platter, so you can surreptitiously sneak under the radar and eat the platter yourself.
Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.
by Ghjskdldh July 31, 2021
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