fry tax

a wealth redistribution that occurs when a friend with no money takes some of your fries after declining to purchase any food for himself.

I had to pay a fry tax to support my friend, who was too poor to buy any food.

by Richard M. July 8, 2006

tea tax

to go crazy. Usually used in the form of "going tea tax" or any other form of the word going.

Omigod, let's go tea tax on Jason for calling me a bitch!

by Valerie August 2, 2004

anti poop tax

The tax that must be paid to prevent the pooping on someones bed. A form of extortion.

I shat all over her bed because she failed to pay me the anti poop tax.

by TheMadCrapper December 30, 2007

tax check ballin

When you get your tax check and you go crazy buying everything up and trying to look rich, but when that tax check is gone your poor again.

All the baby mama's out there tax check ballin.

by Lynndogg765 February 5, 2019

stunt like taxes

a lyric used by Chief Keef; meaning that someone's living life like they're getting their W-2 money from tax returns

Paul spends $500 like pocket change he'll always stunt like taxes.

by heartbrecklovesosa March 1, 2017

poor people tax

Dumb bitches that get free money for having multiple baby daddy’s and spend all the government money they get on lotto tickets

Poor people tax is when you get free money from the government and buy lotto tickets

by Tpforbungole January 15, 2021

Filing My Taxes

Takin a big fucking shit

"I'll be right back guys, gotta filing my taxes real quick."

by Gay Ass Jimmie May 31, 2018